„Accord, n. Harmony.“

— Ambrose Bierce
„Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.“
— Ambrose Bierce
„Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.“
— Ambrose Bierce
„Infancy, n. The period of our lives when, according to Wordsworth, 'Heaven lies about us.' The world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.“
— Ambrose Bierce
„There are two aspects of individual harmony: the harmony between body and soul, and the harmony between individuals. All the tragedy in the world, in the individual and in the multitude, comes from lack of harmony. And harmony is the best given by producing harmony in one's own life.“
— Hazrat Inayat Khan
„Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.“
— Ambrose Bierce
„nOthIng cansurPassthe mySteRyofstilLness“
— E.E. Cummings
„Capital, n. The seat of misgovernment.“
— Ambrose Bierce
„Congratulation, n. The civility of envy.“
— Ambrose Bierce
„White, adj. and n. Black.“
— Ambrose Bierce