„Mayonnaise, n. One of the sauces that serve the French in place of a state religion.“

— Ambrose Bierce

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„Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.“
— Ambrose Bierce
„Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.“
— Ambrose Bierce
„Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.“
— Ambrose Bierce