„Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?””Actually, I think you misheard,” Clary said. “It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.”Jace looked involuntarily over at Simon, who smiled at him widely. “As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome.“

— Cassandra Clare

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„So you really cant think of anyone else who might want to kill you?"asked Jace."Unlike in your case there arent actually all that many people who dislike me."said Simon.“
— Cassandra Clare
„They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?“
— Terry Pratchett
„I think I like ‘mundane’ better than ‘bloodsucker,’” Simon muttered.“With Jace, you don’t really get to choose your insulting nickname.”-Simon and Clary, pg.234-“
— Cassandra Clare
„You look lousy,"Simon said.Jace blinked."Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good“
— Cassandra Clare
„Its three in the morning,' she noted with dismay. 'Do you think Simon’s all right?''I think he‘s weird, actually,' said Jace. 'Though that has little to do with time.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Fortunate is the one who knows the name of their heart. They are the ones whose hearts are never truly lost. They can always call their heart back home.Do you remember the name of your heart, Simon Lewis?”“I think so,” Simon whispered.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Let me ask you something,” Simon said. “Do you find me fascinating to be around?”“What was that?” Jace said. “Sorry, I think I fell asleep for a moment. Do, continue withwhatever mesmerizing thing you were saying.“
— Cassandra Clare
„You don't need to worry, though. He's not my type.""I don't think I've ever heard a girl say that before," said Simon. "I thought Jace was the kind of guy who was everyone's type.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Clearly,' said Luke, 'something's going on that I don't know about.'Simon looked over at him. 'Sometimes I think that's the motto of my life.“
— Cassandra Clare
„They think they're better than everyone else.""No," said Jace. "I think I'm better than everyone else. An opinion that has been backed up with ample evidence."Kyle looked at Simon. "Does he always talk like this?""Yes.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic?"Actually," replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infomercials you'd know that.“
— Cassandra Clare
„You ate something yesterday. You sure?"asked SimonJace shrugged."Well, I wouldnt swear on a stack of Bibles. I think it was yesterday, though.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Isabelle: Do you want some soup?Jace: NoIsabelle: Do you think Hodge will want some soup?Jace: No one wants soupSimon: I want some soup!Jace: No, you don't. You just want to sleep with Isabelle“
— Cassandra Clare