„I was looking for Simon.”Jordan squinted at her. “It’s two in the morning.”She shrugged. “He’s a vampire.””But I’m not.“

— Cassandra Clare
„How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Look, I asked you here for a reason. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common.""Totally awesome hair?" Simon suggested.“
— Cassandra Clare
„You snuck up on me,” she said. “I guess I’m not much of a Shadowhunter, huh?”Simon shrugged. “Well, in your defense, I do move with a silent, pantherlike grace.“
— Cassandra Clare
„She's you, without your conscience, or your feelings. She's you without your humanity.""You're saying she's a mood swing?"He shrugged. "Or maybe you're her mood swing.""Don't even joke about that.“
— Derek Landy
„What?" Simon looked alarmed. "I'm not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn't a very attractive woman, for her age.“
— Cassandra Clare
„She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.“
— Groucho Marx
„I am not doing this in front of everyone," Simon announced.“It’s not spin the bottle, Simon,” said Clary. “It’s just food. Not that you’re food, Alec,” she added when he glared. She held her hands up. “Never mind.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Maureen clapped her hands together. "Oh," she said in her elfin little voice. "It's pretty.""Pretty?" Simon looked quickly at the hunched shape on top of the concrete block. "Maureen, what the hell-“
— Cassandra Clare
„She shrugged her shoulders slightly.“What can one do?”“You are a philosopher, Mademoiselle.”“
— Agatha Christie