Home » Quote » Cassandra Clare » „Yech,” said Simon.”Don’t ‘yech’ me. You’re the one with the magical spit.“ „Yech,” said Simon.”Don’t ‘yech’ me. You’re the one with the magical spit.“ — Cassandra Clare Related quotes „You're staring at me," Simon said. "Why are you staring at me? Have I got something on my face?“ — Cassandra Clare „Baby?"She perched beside him in the chair. "You're kidding me right?""I was trying it out, no?""no," she said firmlySimon & Clary“ — Cassandra Clare „"Or maybe she's trying to take the attention off you," Simon said, almost absently. "You know since your parents don't know you're gay and all."Alec stopped in the middle of the road so suddenly that Simon almost crashed into him. "No," he said, "but apparently everyone else does."“ — Cassandra Clare „Why do you tell me you love me only when you're drunk or dreaming? she asked. I have awful timing, said Simon“ — Cassandra Clare „"Oh-Simon!""No, I'm Jace," said Jace patiently. "Simon is the weaselly little one with the bad haircut and dismal fashion sense."“ — Cassandra Clare „Magnus held up a warning finger. "Don't overstep yourself, biscuit," he said, and moved past them, disappearing into the crowd around the portal."Biscuit?" said Simon."Believe it or not, he's called me that before," Clary said.“ — Cassandra Clare „Basia coquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is.""It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy," said Alec. "You just said "Kiss the cook.""Dammit," said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me.“ — Cassandra Clare „I have a feeling you're right, Sherwin.''Simon. My name is Simon.“ — Cassandra Clare „I dont know," said Simon, "it doesn't sound so bad to me. I'd rather have someone mess around inside my head than chop it off.""Then you're a bigger idiot than you look.“ — Cassandra Clare „Music is like magic. There's a certain feeling you get when you real and you spit and people are feelin' your shit."“ — Eminem „It wasn’t sexy,” he said.“It was a little sexy,” Simon said…“It wasn’t,” said Alec.“I had some feelings,” said Simon.“ — Cassandra Clare „I don't carol, said Simon. I'm Jewish. I only know the dreidel song.“ — Cassandra Clare „Oh, Simon, Simon, Simon,” said Jace. “You may not remember, but that’s kind of our thing.“ — Cassandra Clare „So you're trying to make her happy despite the fact that the reason she's unhappy in the first place is you," said Simon, not very kindly. "That seems contradictory, doesn't it?""Love is a contradiction," said Jace.“ — Cassandra Clare „The descent into hell is easy." said Alec. "You just said kiss the cook" "Dammit" said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me“ — Cassandra Clare „"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."“ — Cassandra Clare „We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index,' he said. 'Don't ask me how. Once upon a time a really powerful magic field must have been generated here, and we're feeling the after-effects.'Precisely,' said a passing bush.“ — Terry Pratchett