„If you’re going to read this, don’t bother.“

— Chuck Palahniuk

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„Warning: Do not read this story right after eating. In fact, don't read it right before eating either. In fact, just to be safe, don't read this story if you're ever planning to eat again.“
— Louis Sachar
„Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn't catch their eye they won't bother to read what's inside.“
— Marilyn Monroe
„But in my homeboys' high school, it's not like that. They don't have trips to go see this Broadway play, they don't read things we read. They didn't know when I was like: "Yo, Shakespeare's dope."“
— Tupac Shakur