Home » Quote » Chuck Palahniuk » „You ever wonder when god’s coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?“ „You ever wonder when god’s coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?“ — Chuck Palahniuk Tags:God Related quotes „Centuries ago, sailors on long voyages used to leave a pair of pigs on every deserted island. Or they'd leave a pair of goats. Either way, on any future visit, the island would be a source of meat. These islands, they were pristine. These were home to breeds of birds with no natural predators. Breeds of birds that lived nowhere else on earth. The plants there, without enemies they evolved without thorns or poisons. Without predators and enemies, these islands, they were paradise. The sailors, the next time they visited these islands, the only things still there would be herds of goats or pigs. …. Does this remind you of anything? Maybe the ol' Adam and Eve story? …. You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?“ — Chuck Palahniuk „There were a lot of gods. Gods always come in handy, they justify almost anything.“ — Margaret Atwood „We lay on our backs looking at the ceiling and wondering what God had wrought when he made life so sad and disinclined.“ — Jack Kerouac „When you bow deeply to the universe, it bows back; when you call out the name of God, it echoes inside you.“ — Morihei Ueshiba „Do you ever wonder just what God requires? You think he's just an errand boy to satisfy your wandering desires.“ — Bob Dylan