Home » Quote » Dale Carnegie » „A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.“ „A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.“ — Dale Carnegie Related quotes „Whenever he met a great man he grovelled before him, and my-lorded him as only a free-born Briton can do.“ — William Makepeace Thackeray „…'I thought the rule was that all monks were shaved.''Oh, Soto says he is bald under the hair,'said Lu Tze. 'He says the hair is a separate creature that just happens to live on him.“ — Terry Pratchett „Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee, and it would take an autopsy to prove he was not a theologian.“ — H.L. Mencken