„Tanith has a sword.’ said Valkyrie. ‘I want a stick.”I’ll get you a stick for Christmas“

— Derek Landy

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„If my Valentine you won't be,I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.“
— Ernest Hemingway
„That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.""Why?" Isabelle said."So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.“
— Cassandra Clare
„I'll never forget that Christmas, I sat up the whole night crying ‘cause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job, but his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom.“
— Eminem
„The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.“
— Helen Keller
„So in the sweltering heat of a July night, I sang a Christmas carol to a room full of fae, who had been driven out of their homelands by Christians and their cold-iron swords.“
— Patricia Briggs
„Obstreperous, ‘huh,” said Tad. “I see you’ve been using that Big Word of the Day calendar I got you last Christmas.”“That is irrefragable,” I told him solemnly.“
— Patricia Briggs
„But sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled making Christmas cards with the mentally ill.I want to live and I want to love.I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of.“
— Morrissey
„Also, Ares developed a serious fear of jars. I think I'm going to get him a nice one for Christmas.“
— Rick Riordan
„I think we need some new Christmas carols with a more modern approach. Of course, I wouldn’t abandon the religious theme completely. How about “Holy Christ, the Christmas Tree’s on Fire”? Or ”Jesus, Can You Believe It’s Christmas Again?” This ought to get the ball rolling; I’m hoping you people will take it from here.“
— George Carlin