„One is never alone with a rubber duck.“

— Douglas Adams
„Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie.“
— Cassandra Clare
„I shall never eat duck again. I cannot believe I used to like duck. The duck betrayed me.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Never trust a duck.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?""They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Well, yes, I call it the Expando-Duck. It's perfect if you need a small metal duck. Or a larger metal duck.“
— Rick Riordan
„Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.“
— Dorothy Parker
„How rich art is, if one can only remember what one has seen, one is never empty of thoughts or truly lonely, never alone.“
— Vincent Van Gogh
„Was that you or the duck?“
— Groucho Marx
„Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man.WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK?"What duck?"AH. SORRY.“
— Terry Pratchett
„Honey, I forgot to duck.“
— Ronald Reagan