„SHOEBURYNESS (abs. n.) The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else’s bottom“

— Douglas Adams

Tags:

„n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.“
— Ambrose Bierce
„If I didn't care about doing right and didn't feel uncomfortable doing wrong, I should get on capitally.“
— Louisa May Alcott