Home » Quote » George Carlin » „Birth control pills are still on prescription. You still need a note to get laid.“ „Birth control pills are still on prescription. You still need a note to get laid.“ — George Carlin Tags:Birth Related quotes „Some day birth control will come off prescription, and they'll need those cute little catchy names like the patent medicines have…some day birth control pills will have names like, "Preg-Not"! Doctors prefer "Embry-No"! Here's one for the ladies, "Nary-A-Carry"! Something lofty and poetic: "Nay Family Way"; something earthhy and crude: "Mom Bomb"; something for the youngsters, "Junior Miss"; here's a real man's product, "Inconceivable"! "Mommy-Not", "Fetus Fail", "Kiddie Kill", "Papa Stopper", "Womb Broom", "Humpty Dumpty"… I wouldn't be surprised if they came up with a birth control pill that doesn't work all the time; they'd call it "Baby Maybe!"“ — George Carlin „Patriarchy, routinely blamed for everything, produced the birth control pill, which did more to free contemporary women than feminism itself.“ — Camille Paglia „I tell you: one must still have chaos in one, to give birth to a dancing star. I tell you: you have still chaos in you.“ — Friedrich Nietzsche „Nothing is a better proof of how far humanity has regressed than the impossibility of finding a single nation, a single tribe, among whom birth still provokes mourning and lamentations.“ — Emil M. Cioran „On the harp of the road what true melodies are being sounded! and its notes pierce the heart:There the Eternal Fountain is playing its endless life-streams of birth and death.“ — Kabir
„Birth control pills are still on prescription. You still need a note to get laid.“ — George Carlin Tags:Birth