„For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It’s amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat. “

— George Carlin

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„Dogs, also, bark at what they do not know.“
— Heraclitus
„The old dog barks backward without getting up;I can remember when he was a pup.“
— Robert Frost
„I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.“
— William Shakespeare
„When something undesirable grows in my soul, I ask God to give me the courage to mercilessly pluck it out.“
— Paulo Coelho
„There will be guards,” Bast said. “And traps. And alarms. You can bet the house is heavily charmed to keep out gods.”“Magicians can do that?” I asked. I imagined a big can of pesticide labeled God-Away.“
— Rick Riordan