Home » Quote » George Carlin » „Weather forecast for tonight: dark.“ „Weather forecast for tonight: dark.“ — George Carlin Tags:Weather Related quotes „Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.“ — George Carlin „They have worries, they're counting the miles, they're thinking about where to sleep tonight, how much money for gas, the weather, how they'll get there - and all the time they'll get there anyway, you see.“ — Jack Kerouac „There is nothing more to be said or to be done tonight, so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable ways of our fellowmen.“ — Arthur Conan Doyle „There is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.“ — John Ruskin „Remember to get the weather in your damn book--weather is very important.“ — Ernest Hemingway