Home » Quote » Groucho Marx » „I’ll teach you to kick me…’You don’t need to teach me–I already know how!“ „I’ll teach you to kick me…’You don’t need to teach me–I already know how!“ — Groucho Marx Related quotes „I need the sea because it teaches me“ — Pablo Neruda „Trust life, and it will teach you, in joy and sorrow, all you need to know.“ — James Baldwin „Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!“ — Rick Riordan „Assume that in 30 minutes you will stop being president. I will take your place. Prepare me. Teach me how to be president.“ — Barack Obama „O teach me how I should forget to think (1.1.224)“ — William Shakespeare „You [a disciple], shall I teach you about knowledge? What you know, you know, what you don't know, you don't know. This is true wisdom.“ — Confucius