„We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.“

— Groucho Marx
„If you drive a car, I'll tax the street;if you try to sit, I'll tax your seat; if you get too cold, I'll tax the heat; if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.“
— George Harrison
„If you tell me how you get your feeling of importance, I'll tell you what you are.“
— Dale Carnegie