„Bien sûr, il me pardonnera; c’est son métier. [Of course he [God] will forgive me; that’s his job. ]“

— Heinrich Heine

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„God will forgive me. It's his job." Heine said this on his deathbed (1856). Hilarious. He must have thought that up years before and counted the seconds to use it.“
— Heinrich Heine
„On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?“
— Stephen King
„There's a devil inside me which cries, "You're not the son of the Carpenter, you're the son of King David! You are not a man, you are the Son of man whom Daniel prophesied." And still more: "The Son of God! And still more: God!"“
— Nikos Kazantzakis
„Sure, everybody wants to play God, but for me it's a full-time job.“
— Chuck Palahniuk
„When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off".“
— Stephen King