„He comes into the world God knows how, walks on the water, gets out of his grave and goes up off the Hill of Howth. What drivel is this?“

— James Joyce

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„Later he saw Jesus move from tree to tree in the back of his mind, a wild ragged figure motioning him to turn around and come off into the dark where he might be walking on the water and not know it and then suddenly know it and drown.“
— Flannery O’Connor
„"Wouldn't you like to come in and have a cup of tea and dry off?""Lady, don't you realize that we don't even have time to pull up our shorts?""Pull up your shorts?""YES, PULL UP OUR SHORTS!" I screamed at her and walked off into the wall of water.“
— Charles Bukowski
„He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arm out wide. "I will go mad!" he annouced.“
— Douglas Adams