„The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam.”“Itcome sometimes to ‘jam to-day,’” Alice objected.“No, it ca’n’t,” said the Queen. “It’s jam everyday: to-day isn’t anyday, you know“

— Lewis Carroll
„It ain't too much stuff,Jam, it ain't too much,It ain't too much for me to jam!“
— Michael Jackson
„Man invented the car to comfortably sit in jams.“
— Andrzej Majewski
„The day was wet, the rain fell souseLike jars of strawberry jam, asound was heard in the old henhouse,A beating of a hammer.“
— Lewis Carroll
„I'll use the knives for spreadingjam, and the gas to warmmy greying love.“
— Charles Bukowski
„Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him.“
— Tove Jansson
„She understood how a world jammed with phones, email, and faxes could still leave you feeling utterly alone.“
— Jodi Picoult
„I would love to be erased from our association with Pearl Jam or the Nymphs and other first time offenders.“
— Kurt Cobain