„I challenge you to a duel!” screamed the cat, sailing over their heads on the swinging chandelier.“

— Mikhail Bulgakov

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„You can't swing a cat in Ancient Greece without hitting one of Zeus's ex-girlfriends.“
— Rick Riordan
„I really had no control over my cat. Hell, who actually had control over any cat?“
— P. C. Cast
„She set you down on the floor and you started ranging around, picking things up, pulling my cats tail- you screamed like a banshee when the cat scratched you, so I asked your mother if youpart banshee. She didn't laugh."-Magnus to Clary, pg.228-“
— Cassandra Clare
„I am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat.“
— T.S. Eliot
„Cat: Where are you going?Alice: Which way should I go?Cat: That depends on where you are going.Alice: I don’t know.Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.“
— Lewis Carroll
„You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.“
— Albert Einstein
„You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.“
— Jim Butcher
„I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not“
— Robert A. Heinlein