„Monday, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.“

— Ambrose Bierce

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„I said: "Baseball is the hurrah game of the republic!"“
— Walt Whitman
„The writer has, by such a treatment, obtained values for all finite two-person cooperative games, and some special n-person games.“
— John Nash
„Diplomacy, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.“
— Ambrose Bierce