„Here, I’ll practice on you. Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that the undead are just like you and me. Well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.“

— Cassandra Clare

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„Meanwhile," Simon added, "I wanted to tell you that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Darling, would you like to grow a beard?''Would you like me to?''It might be fun. I'd like to see you with a beard.''All right. I'll grow one. I'll start now this minute. It's a good idea. It will give me something to do.“
— Ernest Hemingway
„You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The lastpresent you gave me was a stick.”“You wanted a weapon.”“It was a stick.”“It had a bow on it.”“It was a stick.”“I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.“
— Derek Landy
„Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.“
— Cassandra Clare
„The studio people want me to do "Good-bye Charlie" for the movies, but I'm not going to do it. I don't like the idea of playing a man in a woman's body — you know? It just doesn't seem feminine.“
— Marilyn Monroe