„I was going to put what birthday it was on the sign,” he said, “but Jace said that after twenty, you’re just old, so it doesn’t matter anyway.”Jace stopped with his fork halfway to his mouth.”I said that?“

— Cassandra Clare

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„He taught me there's a place on a man's back where, if you sink a blade in, you can pierce his heart and sever his spine, all at once,' Sebastian had said. 'I guess we got the same birthday present that year, big brother,' Jace thought. 'Didn't we?“
— Cassandra Clare
„What is Aldous capable of?""Aldous is two thousands years old. He's capable of anything.""Aldous Nix is two thousands years old?""So, I've heard. He doesn't invite me to his birthday parties.“
— Cassandra Clare
„My father always said I would do something big one day. he’d tell me, after he’d had a few beers. And he was right, my old man.I was in prison before my eighteenth birthday.“
— Ozzy Osbourne
„You know, I received an invitation that said "Please come to Ellis Island July 4th for the hundredth birthday celebration of an American institution". Somebody goofed. My birthday is not until February.“
— Ronald Reagan
„After I received the news, Malia walked in and said, "Daddy, you won the Nobel Peace Prize, and it is Bo's birthday!" And then Sasha added, "Plus, we have a three-day weekend coming up." So it's good to have kids to keep things in perspective.“
— Barack Obama
„I couldn’t miss Percy’s fifteenth birthday,” Poseidon said. “Why, if this were Sparta, Percy would be a man today!”"That’s true,” Paul said. “I used to teach ancient history.”Poseidon’s eyes twinkled. “That’s me. Ancient history.“
— Rick Riordan
„This is nothing against Sir Alex whatsoever. After the game on Wednesday we were together in my office and we spoke and drank wine. Unfortunately it was a very bad bottle of wine and he was complaining, so when we go to Old Trafford for the second leg, on my birthday, I will take a beautiful bottle of Portuguese wine.“
— José Mourinho
„When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.“
— A.A. Milne
„I see you're trying to distract me from the real point here," Magnus said instead. "You had a birthday - a perfect excuse for me to throw one of my famous parties - and you didn't even tell me about it?“
— Cassandra Clare