„Meanwhile,” Simon added, “I wanted to tell you that lately I’ve been cross-dressing. Also, I’m sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know.“

— Cassandra Clare

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„Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.“
— Cassandra Clare
„What?" Simon looked alarmed. "I'm not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn't a very attractive woman, for her age.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Well, you know, your mom gets like this sometimes," Simon said. "Like when she breathes in or out.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Here, I'll practice on you. Mom. I have something to tell you. I'm undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I'm here to tell you that the undead are just like you and me. Well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.“
— Cassandra Clare
„You'd tell the world what your best friend wore to sleep if you thought it made a good enough story.“
— Patricia Briggs
„Cat, you ruined mom's dress!""Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.“
— Dr. Seuss
„Isabelle: Do you want some soup?Jace: NoIsabelle: Do you think Hodge will want some soup?Jace: No one wants soupSimon: I want some soup!Jace: No, you don't. You just want to sleep with Isabelle“
— Cassandra Clare