„But I couldn’t help thinking, god, all these mailmen do is drop in letters and get laid. This is the job for me, oh yes yes yes.“

— Charles Bukowski

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„Do ye not think ye are making war on Hyrcanian tigers or facing angry Libyan lions?“
— Statius
„Oh, I see,” Poseidon said. “A shame. I quite like blow-fish. I am Poseidon.”“Poseidon? That’s an interesting name.”“Yes, I like it. I’ve gone by other names, but I do prefer Poseidon.”“Like the god of the sea.”“Very much like that, yes.“
— Rick Riordan
„Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma."Bacchus scratched his stubbly chin. "Ah… yes. John Green.""Jason Grace.""Whatever," the god said.“
— Rick Riordan
„I swore an oath before the altar of God to protect this woman. And if you're tellin' me that ye consider your own authority to be greater than that of the Almighty, then I must inform ye that I'm not of that opinion, myself.“
— Diana Gabaldon
„In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh… ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue? ]“
— Rick Riordan