Home » Quote » Chuck Palahniuk » „Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.“ „Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.“ — Chuck Palahniuk Tags:Dead Related quotes „Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.“ — Groucho Marx „I walk through rooms of the dead, streets of the dead, cities of the dead: men without eyes, men without voices; men with manufactured feelings and standard reactions; men with newspaper brains, television souls and high school ideals.“ — Charles Bukowski „There are worse things than finding your wife and child dead. You can watch the world do it. You can watch your wife get old and bored. You can watch your kids discover everything in the world you've tried to save them from. Drugs, divorce, conformity, disease. All the nice clean books, music, television. Distraction. These people with dead children, you want to tell them, go ahead. Blame yourself. There are worse things you can do to the people you love than kill them. The regular way is just to watch the world do it. Just read the newspaper.“ — Chuck Palahniuk „Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.“ — Chuck Palahniuk „Is he really dead?“ — Ulysses S. Grant „I wasn't really dead.“ — Paul McCartney „No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away…“ — Terry Pratchett „Leather shoes and fried chicken and dead soldiers are only a tragedy if you waste their gift sitting in front of the television. Or stuck in traffic. Or stranded at some airport.“ — Chuck Palahniuk
„Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.“ — Chuck Palahniuk Tags:Dead