„Leather shoes and fried chicken and dead soldiers are only a tragedy if you waste their gift sitting in front of the television. Or stuck in traffic. Or stranded at some airport.“

— Chuck Palahniuk

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„But if I wanted shoes, and you had given me a piece of leather to make myself shoes, I should be laughed at if I took it.“
— Socrates
„I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather.“
— Arthur Conan Doyle
„In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and even clothes, the discussion of fur is childish.“
— Karl Lagerfeld
„Dead was the gift that kept on giving. Dead, likediamonds, was forever.“
— Stephen King
„Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.“
— Chuck Palahniuk
„Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.“
— Chuck Palahniuk