„I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and MegRon stole Meggy’s heart away and I got Sidney’s leg.“

— Douglas Adams

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„I got home at last and crawled into bed next to my girlfriend. I told her I'd had an epiphany that night [about using stencils] and she told me to stop taking that drug 'cos it's bad for your heart.“
— Banksy
„I usually have to be home by 10 o'clock and my mom takes my computer away at 10.30pm every night.“
— Justin Bieber
„With every step I took away from her, the movement at my heart and between my legs grew more defined: I felt like a ventriloquist, locking his protesting dolls in to a trunk.“
— Sarah Waters
„Got tight on absinthe last night. Did knife tricks.“
— Ernest Hemingway
„Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.“
— Rick Riordan
„I went to sleep last nightAnd I arose with the dawn,I know that there are othersWho're still sleeping on,They've gone away,You've let me stay,I want to thank You.“
— Maya Angelou