„LAXOBIGGING (ptcpl. vb.) Struggling to extrude an extremely large turd.“

— Douglas Adams
„FAIRYMOUNT (vb. n.) Polite word for buggery.“
— Douglas Adams
„WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.“
— Douglas Adams
„Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.“
— P. C. Cast
„I live in a 9 million dollar turd.“
— Ozzy Osbourne
„I just let it roll. Like a hot turd down a hill.“
— Charles Bukowski
„Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.“
— James Baldwin
„ABOYNE (vb.) To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly bad that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.“
— Douglas Adams