„Birth control pills are still on prescription. You still need a note to get laid.“

— George Carlin

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„Some day birth control will come off prescription, and they'll need those cute little catchy names like the patent medicines have…some day birth control pills will have names like, "Preg-Not"! Doctors prefer "Embry-No"! Here's one for the ladies, "Nary-A-Carry"! Something lofty and poetic: "Nay Family Way"; something earthhy and crude: "Mom Bomb"; something for the youngsters, "Junior Miss"; here's a real man's product, "Inconceivable"! "Mommy-Not", "Fetus Fail", "Kiddie Kill", "Papa Stopper", "Womb Broom", "Humpty Dumpty"… I wouldn't be surprised if they came up with a birth control pill that doesn't work all the time; they'd call it "Baby Maybe!"“
— George Carlin
„Patriarchy, routinely blamed for everything, produced the birth control pill, which did more to free contemporary women than feminism itself.“
— Camille Paglia
„I tell you: one must still have chaos in one, to give birth to a dancing star. I tell you: you have still chaos in you.“
— Friedrich Nietzsche
„Nothing is a better proof of how far humanity has regressed than the impossibility of finding a single nation, a single tribe, among whom birth still provokes mourning and lamentations.“
— Emil M. Cioran
„On the harp of the road what true melodies are being sounded! and its notes pierce the heart:There the Eternal Fountain is playing its endless life-streams of birth and death.“
— Kabir