„Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.“

— George Carlin

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„Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?“
— George Carlin
„You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.“
— George Burns
„Women are like tea bags. You never know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.“
— Eleanor Roosevelt
„You cannot be anything you want to be. But you can be everything God wants you to be.“
— Max Lucado
„If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?“
— George Carlin