„Undisputed heavyweight champion.“

— George Carlin
„"Undisputed heavyweight champion." Well, if it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?“
— George Carlin
„Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee, and it would take an autopsy to prove he was not a theologian.“
— H.L. Mencken
„The government of the United States is not the champion of freedom“
— Ernesto Che Guevara