Home » Quote » George Carlin » „Y’ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it’s because all the coats are on the bed.“ „Y’ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it’s because all the coats are on the bed.“ — George Carlin Tags:Thinking Related quotes „If you think you are enlightened; go home for Thanksgiving.“ — Ram Dass „But I couldn't help thinking, god, all these mailmen do is drop in letters and get laid. This is the job for me, oh yes yes yes.“ — Charles Bukowski „You don't know what I'm up against. Because it's full of, of, of things that are only correct because they're grammatical, but they're tough on the ear, you see. This is a very wearying one. It's unpleasant to read. Unrewarding. "Because Findus freeze the cod at sea, and then add a crumb-crisp" Ooh, "crumb-crisp coating." Ahh, that's tough, "crumb-crisp coating." I think, no, because of the way it's written, you need to break it up, because it's not, it's not as conversationally written.“ — Orson Welles „I think it is the most important subject facing this country, but I cannot get any of my ministers to take any notice.“ — Winston S. Churchill „I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?“ — Hatake Kakashi
„Y’ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it’s because all the coats are on the bed.“ — George Carlin Tags:Thinking