„If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.“

— Haruki Murakami

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„Man invented the car to comfortably sit in jams.“
— Andrzej Majewski
„People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that let's you know when to laugh if you're to stupid to know when the joke is.“
— Marilyn Manson
„When Henry Ford said, "The customer can have a car in any color as long as it's black," he was not joking.“
— Peter F. Drucker
„Let's go for a drive OK? Well I'll go for a drive, you'll go for a ride. The person who drives the car they go for a drive, the other people they go for a ride. People don't know that, tell them when they're in your car. Say "you assholes are goin' for a ride!"“
— George Carlin