„During the afternoon it rained only in this stadium – our kitman saw it. There must be a micro-climate here. The pitch was like a swimming pool.“

— José Mourinho
„Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?“
— George Carlin
„He doesn't believe that public swimming-pools and a kind word in time will right the wrongs of the world; moreover, he takes a drink whenever he feels like it.“
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
„There's enough chocolate in there to fill every bathtub in the entire country! And all the swimming pools as well!“
— Roald Dahl
„We heard the army before we saw it.The noise was like a cannon barrage combined with a football stadium crowd- like every Patriots fan in New England was charging us with bazookas.“
— Rick Riordan
„August 2, 1914: Germany has declared war on Russia. Went swimming in the afternoon.“
— Franz Kafka
„Brooklyn saw me, empty at the newsThere's no water inside this swimming poolAlmost over, had enough from youAnd I've been praying, I never did beforeUnderstand I'm talking to the wallsI've been praying ever since New York“
— Harry Styles