„I should’ve blown more stuff up.” -Coach Gleeson Hedge“

— Rick Riordan
„Yeah! Bring it on lake!" -Coach Gleeson Hedge“
— Rick Riordan
„Coach Hedge grumbled as he tended their wounds. “How come I never get invited on these violent trips?“
— Rick Riordan
„Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your…“
— Rick Riordan
„I still don't get it" Coach Hedge muttered as they roamed the centre aisle. "They named a whole town after Leo's table?""I think the town was here first, Coach" Nico said.“
— Rick Riordan
„While Coach Hedge was having dinner on the foredeck, a wild pegasus appeared from nowhere, stampeded over the coach’s enchiladas, and flew off again, leaving cheesy hoof prints all across the deck. “What was that for?” the coach demanded.“
— Rick Riordan
„Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.“Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?”“No killing!” Annabeth ordered. “Just defend the ship!”“But they interrupted a Chuck Norris movie!“
— Rick Riordan
„Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!”“Holy Hephaestus,” Leo muttered. “He really needs to work on his shipspeak.“
— Rick Riordan
„And I could always set Coach Hedge on fire,” Leo volunteered. “Then he can be fire.” The thought of a blazing satyr screaming, “Die, scumbag!” as he attacked Gaea was almost enough to make Piper laugh— almost.“
— Rick Riordan
„Once the others were below, Hazel and Leo faced each other awkwardly. They were alone except for Coach Hedge, who was back on the quarterdeck singing thetheme song. The coach had changed the words to:, and Leo really didn’t want to know why.“
— Rick Riordan
„I was blown up while we were eating cheese.“
— Ernest Hemingway
„I was more influenced by Barças philosophy than by any other coach. They were four years of my life absolutely fundamental.“
— José Mourinho