„If I ever become a king, I’m totally going to ask him for an army of giant golden acid-spitting llamas. Okay, sorry. I got distracted again.“

— Rick Riordan
„Men. You can't live with them… and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.“
— Jodi Picoult
„And then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will yes.“
— James Joyce
„Magnus was sure that the llama stampede he witnessed was a coincidence. The llamas could not be judging him.“
— Cassandra Clare