„Do you drink?””Of course, I just said I was a writer.“

— Stephen King

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„He'd heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true.“
— Terry Pratchett
„Snake people do not drink milk," Kekrops said. "We are lactose intolerant reptiles.""Me too!" Frank said. "I mean… lactose intolerant. Not a reptile. Though I can be a reptile sometimes-“
— Rick Riordan