„I wouldn’t trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fire!“

— Terry Pratchett

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„I woke to a bucket of ice water in my face.“Sadie! Get up,” Zia said.“God!” I yelled. “Was that necessary?”“No,” admitted Zia.“
— Rick Riordan
„If they're on fire and you have water, then you can sell it to them.“
— Jordan Peterson
„He walked on water. Perhaps. But could he have *swum* on land? In matching knickers and dark glasses? With his Fountain in a Love-in-Tokyo? In pointy shoes and a puff? Would he have had the imagination?“
— Arundhati Roy