„Mayor: How horrible our Christmas will be!Jack Skellington: *No.*[the Mayor switches to his upset face]Jack Skellington: How *jolly*!Mayor: Oh. How *jolly* our Christmas will be“

— Tim Burton

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„Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.“
— Ronald Reagan
„The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.“
— Helen Keller
„Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents“
— Louisa May Alcott
„I think we need some new Christmas carols with a more modern approach. Of course, I wouldn’t abandon the religious theme completely. How about “Holy Christ, the Christmas Tree’s on Fire”? Or ”Jesus, Can You Believe It’s Christmas Again?” This ought to get the ball rolling; I’m hoping you people will take it from here.“
— George Carlin