„I have a doctor’s note.“

— Rick Riordan
„I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation. A doctor who cannot take out your appendix properly will recommend you to a doctor who will be unable to remove your tonsils with success.“
— Ernest Hemingway
„If you like the plan you have, you can keep it. If you like the doctor you have, you can keep your doctor, too.“
— Barack Obama
„I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself.“
— Winston S. Churchill
„Instead of wishing to see more doctors made by women joining what there are, I wish to see as few doctors, either male or female, as possible. For, mark you, the women have made no improvement — they have only tried to be men and they have only succeeded in being third-rate men.“
— Florence Nightingale