„Um, sorry. I cant read the last line.””Fish. Have you stolen any fish from the holy lakes?””I lived in Kansas.. So.. no“

— Rick Riordan

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„I often went fishing up in Maine during the summer. Personally I am very fond of strawberries and cream, but I have found that for some strange reason, fish prefer worms. So when I went fishing, I didn’t think about what I wanted. I thought about what they wanted. I didn't bait the hook with strawberries and cream. Rather, I dangled a worm or grasshopper in front of the fish and said: "Wouldn't you like to have that?"“
— Dale Carnegie
„One fish Two fish Red fish Blue fish!“
— Dr. Seuss