„Your mom is a rainbow goddess?””You got a problem with that?””No, no. Rainbows. Very macho.“

— Rick Riordan

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„What?" Simon looked alarmed. "I'm not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn't a very attractive woman, for her age.“
— Cassandra Clare
„You said your mom is the goddess of balance," I reminded him. "The minor gods deserve better, Ethan, but total destruction isn't balance. Kronos doesn't build. He only destroys.“
— Rick Riordan
„Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.“
— Cassandra Clare
„Rest easy, real mothers. The very fact that you worry about being a good mom means that you already are one.“
— Jodi Picoult
„If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT.“
— Frank Zappa
„Well, you know, your mom gets like this sometimes," Simon said. "Like when she breathes in or out.“
— Cassandra Clare
„You got a stubbornstreak. When it comes to girl problems you’re clueless.“
— Rick Riordan
„Sorry, are you telling me that your demon-slaying buddies need to be driven to their next assignation with the forces of darkness by my mom?“
— Cassandra Clare