„How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.“

— Robert A. Heinlein

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„If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.“
— Douglas Adams
„But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked."Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.""How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice."You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.“
— Lewis Carroll
„You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.“
— Jim Butcher
„Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.“
— Lewis Carroll
„In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of thecat, although in this case there were three determinate states the catcould be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.“
— Terry Pratchett
„You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.“
— P. C. Cast
„If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.“
— Robert A. Heinlein
„You like the party?Is it in honour of anything?My cat's birthday.Where's your cat?I don't know, he ran away.“
— Cassandra Clare