„Death: “THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”Albert: “Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.“

— Terry Pratchett

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„Oh, the alcoholic afternoonswhen we sat in your roomthey meant more to methan any, than any living thing on earth“
— Morrissey
„I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.“
— Winston S. Churchill
„DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.“
— Terry Pratchett
„Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.“
— Robert A. Heinlein