„Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.”Skulduggery: “Don’t be jealous of my genius.“

— Derek Landy
„I used to be so good at that kind of thing," Skulduggery said quietly."Well, my morale is certainly boosted," Valkyrie informed him."Really?""god no. That was terrible“
— Derek Landy
„What is it?' Stephanie whispered.'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.'She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?''I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.“
— Derek Landy
„A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race—and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin.“
— Ayn Rand
„That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain.“
— Derek Landy
„The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery.“What is it?” she whispered.“It’s a box,” he whispered back.“What kind of box?”“A wooden one.”She gave him a look.“
— Derek Landy
„Do you think we’ll be waiting long?” Valkyrie asked,keeping her voice low.“The last time we were in this building, we accused theGrand Mage of being a traitor,” Skulduggery said. “Yes, I thinkwe’ll be waiting long.“
— Derek Landy
„You need to find yourself a new hero." - Skulduggery Pleasant.“
— Derek Landy
„Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.“
— Derek Landy
„They might be kittens," she said hopefully."They're stalking us.""They might be shy.""I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie.""Puppies, then?“
— Derek Landy
„Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different.“
— Derek Landy
„Suddenly Saracen Rue looked old and tired, and Skulduggery Pleasant came into focus as what he really was – a genius, a killer, a tortured soul, and the only true dead man among them.“
— Derek Landy
„The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car.“
— Derek Landy
„Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.''I'll get you a stick for Christmas“
— Derek Landy