„God will forgive me. It’s his job.” Heine said this on his deathbed (1856). Hilarious. He must have thought that up years before and counted the seconds to use it.“

— Heinrich Heine

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„Bien sûr, il me pardonnera; c'est son métier. [Of course he [God] will forgive me; that’s his job. ]“
— Heinrich Heine
„On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?“
— Stephen King
„When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off".“
— Stephen King
„To understand God's thoughts we must study statistics, for these are the measure of His purpose.“
— Florence Nightingale