„Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!“

— Rick Riordan
„You try to claim that the GPLv3 causes "More developers", and that, my idiotic penpal, is just crazy talk that you made up.“
— Linus Torvalds
„I'll teach you to kick me…'You don't need to teach me--I already know how!“
— Groucho Marx
„Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot?“
— Cassandra Clare
„Who me marrying? Me, me, gonna be me, myself and I so you be on the road, run!“
— E.M.S